Farting charge? Server Pookie Sexbomb? The most hilarious receipts you'll ever see

PUBLISHED: 00:50 EST, 9 May 2013 | UPDATED: 00:51 EST, 9 May 2013

How closely do you check your receipts? Sure you check the amount you’re being charged and how much to tip but do ever check the rest of what’s written on your bill?

This collection of hilarious receipts should encourage everyone to spend more time looking at the bits of paper you get back at restaurants, bars and stores, because they might be just as funny.

Why do bartenders, waitresses and cashiers write these unusual words and phrases, maybe they’re being mean, or they've too lazy or forgetful to write what they really mean.

Whatever it is, these receipts reveal the whit and humor of servers across the land and just maybe they deserve a little extra next time you’re tipping provided they've taken the extra time to type something amusing on your bill.

I wonder if Elise's customers realized they were being charged for breaking wind

You can get pretty much anything at a Walmart store but a body bag for $2.49 would be pushing it

This server deserves an especially large tip just on account of their name

These bagels and cream cheese don't sound too appetizing

I hope the chef didn't follow this order to the letter, even if the guy was a jerk

Looks like someone got a free meal after they complained about finding a cockroach in their meal

Perhaps giant hairy balls are a delicacy in London

Since Walmart sells pretty much everything it doesn't seem outside the realms of fantasy that blood is on this receipt, even if it seems cheap at that price

Is server Theo accusing his customers of being gay? I hope they were in on the joke too or that wasn't very funny... and is 'steel reserve' really the name of a dish?

In this instance I choose to believe the server was talking about chicken breasts

This time it is the customer's turn to be amusing and by the look of this receipt I'm guessing that they were a little drunk when they wrote it

This bizarre looking receipt includes two order of 'Thank You Meat', that is unless the customer has been charged twice by mistake

This bizarre looking receipt includes two orders for 'Thank You Meat', that is unless the customer has been charged twice by mistake

Thank you Mr Cashier and please give my regards to Mrs Boombastic 19

Say what you want about 'Nothing', but at least its cheap

Imagine if Bruce Willis really was a Walmart manager

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"Ass. bagels" ... just means assorted. :/

- somewhere , somewhere, Canada, 09/5/2013 22:18

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the Steel Reserve receipt...the Steel Reserve is not the funny thing...look a few rows down.

- reereerocks , Chicago, United States, 09/5/2013 20:59

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DM- you REAAAALLLLYYYY need to research things before you write an article and make yourselves look dumb. Steel Reserve is beer.

- candisbrown , gilbert, United States, 09/5/2013 19:42

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Well, I did find giant hairy balls to be hilarious!

- beauté noire , Los Angeles, United States, 09/5/2013 18:01

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Ass. is shorthand for assorted. Larry Bean is a legitimate name. Steel Reserve is a cheap American "ale" the sole purpose of which is a cheap drunk.

- dean , wise county texas, 09/5/2013 17:58

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Hilarious, yawn

- Poppy999 , all over the place, uk, 09/5/2013 17:52

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Vulgar, unprofessional and about as funny as being made redundant just before Christmas. Only in America. - novasigma , UK, United Kingdom, 09/5/2013 17:11 You do know that several of these are from the UK right? idiot

- PerfectlyFlawd1982 , Cincinnati, United States, 09/5/2013 17:48

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I find the article's terrible grammar, lack of proper punctuation and spelling it "whit" as opposed to the correct "wit" far more hilarious than any of the receipts. Great education system in the US if reporters are that incompetent.

- Joy , Not the USA, 09/5/2013 17:37

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This is great and like proper funny aswell. People who aren't laughing must not understand the full complexity of the inside jokes associated with each individual receipt.

- toby , Rio, Isle Of Man, 09/5/2013 17:20

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Vulgar, unprofessional and about as funny as being made redundant just before Christmas. Only in America.

- novasigma , UK, United Kingdom, 09/5/2013 17:11

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